Skinny

Aight,

So since I'm in a new hood I've been seein a load of motherfuckers wearin some jeans that either they illiterate and they cant read which size they are or they all deluding themselves into thinkin they look good like a fat bitch eatin a 'low calorie' trifle after her fried chicken. Lets get this straight once and for motherfuckin all - skinny jeans are designed for bitches like the fly ass lower half of the shorty in this photo. WHO SKINNY JEANS ARE NOT DESIGNED FOR: 1) Fat girls - if you not confident enough to wear a fly ass miniskirt then skinny jeans sure as fuck aren't a more conservative way for you to show off what you got because what you got is cellulite and the beginnings of type 2 diabetes. Dont get me wrong, if you curvy then $pawn loves ya but curvy means like bitch be thick at the very most, if you got a gunt and yo ass is big (but not the good kind) you just fat so get out of the kitchen and do a few thousand laps, then we'll talk. In the meantime seein that shit makes me ill so just wear somethin that draws attention away from your butter physique and the king size galaxy bar in yo chubby ass hands. 2) Bres - if you a bre and you wearin skinny jeans somebody gotta slap you stupid and call it help. I ain't hatin I'm helpin - its like if you see a retarded kid runnin down the street I'd help him to find his parents (writin this shit) instead of pushin the little motherfucker into oncoming traffic (lettin you dumbasses keep wearin skinny jeans). If you wearin this shit eerybody thinks you a grade A pussy - I dont know how a motherfucker fits his penis in those things, fuck even tryin to bust a  sick as fuck knee on some fool. If a shorty thinks you sexy in these then she just wants another bitch with a flesh strap-on and denim rash. Then again if you one of the bitch-made wastecadets wearin these topshop created castrations then you probably too busy cryin about feelings or discussin obscure-for-the-sake-of-it music by suburban motherfuckers who saw a fight once on tv and pissed themselves for three days straight. I dont even give a fuck about fashion and I aint gonna judge a motherfucker on what they wearin but fat bitches and wastemen in these things just aint right nahmean?  Bottom line is - wear what you want as long as you look fly. Second bottom line is - shape up London cause it's gettin $pawny.